Entries Categorized as 'comedy attempts'

Psychoanalysis this was not

Date January 23, 2006

After a year of threatening, after a month of really trying…today I began therapy.
What a let down.
First of all, no couch. NO COUCH! In the movies, there’s ALWAYS a couch. And after last night’s sleep, I could have used one.
He didn’t once ask me about my mother. Not once did he ask if I had [...]

I need slo-mo

Date January 21, 2006

Last night, I went out with a bunch of guys for dinner and a movie. We saw Glory Road. If you haven’t seen it…I’ll simply give you the brief plot outline, and you can write the screenplay, and there’s a 99% chance you will get it exactly as it is in the movie.
1965. Young, passionate, [...]

When am I?

Date January 16, 2006

You know, I was staring at my blog just now, wanting to write an MLK post, but I got distracted.
I have a tense problem.
It seems I can’t make up my mind when I blog; I can’t decide when the heck I’m writing. Am I using past voice or am I using present voice? [...]

Shopping

Date January 14, 2006

Last night, I think I bought more clothes for myself at one time than I ever have in my life. Which isn’t saying much. I hate shopping for clothes. I think, possibly, the last things I bought for myself were a couple of those Ralph Lauren polo shirts or those ones with the little alligator [...]

Wow.

Date January 4, 2006

And I thought I wasted time doing meaningless things…this makes me feel better.

Old Christmas Greetings…part 3

Date December 22, 2005

Ok, so now the switch is made to the new server…it’s time for the best part of the unfinished 2002 Koskela Christmas Greeting video! (You’ll need the latest quicktime version which you can get here.)
It’s my girls telling the Christmas story. Talli (then known as Natalie, of course) narrates, Hayley does all the puppet direction, [...]

My dad and dogs

Date December 22, 2005

Sigh. I really can’t believe I’m doing this, but you know, you’re supposed to obey your parents.
My dad is trying to decide which of three dogs to get, and he can’t decide. So, he’s posted three dog pictures on his blog, and he asked me to ask you, my faithful readers, to go help him [...]

Old Christmas Greetings…Part 2

Date December 19, 2005

Remember the Apple Switch commericals? Just 30 seconds of somebody talking in front of a white screen about why they switched from a pc to a Mac. They were all the rage when I was trying to do a Christmas Greeting video in December of 2002, so I stole the format and made a spoof [...]

Old Christmas greetings…part 1

Date December 18, 2005

I have…hold your breath now…a character flaw. Shocking, I know. But the truth is, I can be a little bit obsessive. I can fixate on something, to the exclusion of everything else. And three years ago, it came out at Christmas time.
I got this great idea, see, and once the idea was in my head, [...]

Boycott People magazine!

Date November 23, 2005

Inconceivably, I find it my sad duty to report to you, that once again, Shawn McConaughey has somehow been beaten out as the sexiest man alive. This time, though, People has gone too far…they’ve named Matthew McConaughey as their man. I see it as a grave injustice, and one that is incredibly insensitive to Shawn. [...]